John Bender

If you're so damn cool, why even show up for detention? Just stay

home. And by the way, a carton of cigarettes is a very thoughtful

thing to get someone who smokes, so stop bitching about it

DOUCHE. Thats what you are, a douche! the ending of that

movie should have went: "We're just a brain . . .
an athlete . . .
a basket case . . .
A princess . . .

And a douche.

Sincerely yours, The Breakfast Club."

STUNNED!