Books

You can find this particular selection in non-fiction under "S" for stunnnnneeeedddddd.

John Bender

If you're so damn cool, why even show up for detention? Just stay

home. And by the way, a carton of cigarettes is a very thoughtful

thing to get someone who smokes, so stop bitching about it

DOUCHE. Thats what you are, a douche! the ending of that

movie should have went: "We're just a brain . . .
an athlete . . .
a basket case . . .
A princess . . .

And a douche.

Sincerely yours, The Breakfast Club."

STUNNED!

Hackeysack

I didn't want to play with you guys anyway :( .

Awkward family dinner with your new girlfriends dad.

What do you mean "what's wrong with me?"!? I just don't pay attention to football Mr. Peterson! Alright!???!? Here, enjoy a side of stunner with your pork chops!!!!!!

Death

This ones for grandma, turkey!

Birds

Go Steve! Stun those horrible expressionless animals to the grounnnddddd!

Spiderman 3

Whew! I bet his spidey-sense didn't see that one coming! Stunnered!